Thursday, 17 January 2019

Contoh Skrip Emcee / Pengerusi Majlis Professional Talk


TEXT EMCEE
DATUK DR SHEIKH MUSZAPHAR PROFESSIONAL TALK 2016
By Amirul Akram bin Noorhisham, Muhammad Khabir Hariz bin Rahim


Arrival of students and guests






Assalamualaikum and a very good morning.

Before the event started, I would like to invite all of the audiences to be seated as the Professional Talk will begin shortly.

Also, please make sure that all mobile devices have been set
to silent mode to avoid any distraction throughout the event.

I request the cooperation of the audiences to stand up during the arrival of VIP guests.

For those who buy the fragrances;
Inspire Dr Sheikh for men,
Desire Dr Halina for women,
will stand a chance to take a picture with Datuk Dr Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor.

Your cooperation is much appreciated.
Thank you and have a good day.

   
  


Introduction
Announcing the arrival of our distinguished speaker and VIP guests into Dewan Seri Iskandar, UiTM Seri Iskandar.

Now, let us all sing the National Anthem (Negaraku)
Followed by UiTM Anthem (UiTM Di Hatiku).






 All guests may have a seat.

Salutation

(Follow the UiTM’s standard salutations)




Bismillahirahmanirrahim.

Yang Berbahagia ___________________________________________,

Yang Berusaha _____________________________________________,

_______________________________,
lecturers and audiences.

Salam UiTM Di Hatiku, Salam Mahasiswa Berintegriti, Salam Sehati Sejiwa and Salam 1 Malaysia.

Assalamualaikum wbt and a very good morning to all ladies and gentlemen in the hall.

Welcome to the PROFESSIONAL TALK with Datuk Dr. Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor.  







Gratitude
Praise to Allah SWT, we have been graced by the chance to gather in this beneficial ceremony.

Recitation of du’a
Before we move on, let us begin with the recitation of dua that will be led by ____________________________________.





Thank you to ___________ for the recitation of du’a just now.


VIP guest’s speech
I welcome our ______________________________________________
(Rector) to give an opening speech.




Thank you to _______________ for the opening speech.



Speaker’s speech
Before I move on to the next slot, let me introduce our speaker for today’s talk.

Datuk Dr. Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor al Masrie bin Sheikh Mustapha
was born in 27 July 1972 in Kuala Lumpur.

He is an orthopaedic surgeon and the first Malaysian commercial astronaut.

He is an alumni of Maktab Rendah Sains Mara Muar (MRSM Muar).

Not forgetting to mention, that he is also a part-time model.  But that’s not all, he is the first Muslim to fast and celebrate Aidilfitri in outer space.

(Without ado, we will present to you the montage.)











Now, without further ado, let us welcome our beloved astronaut to continue with the talk. Give him a round of applause.


Thank you to _______________________________________________ for the interesting talk just now.


Q&A Session
(Question & Answer Session)
Our programme continues with the Q&A session.

Audiences may address question by using the prepared microphones in the left and right side of the hall.



Thank you to ______________________________________________,
for the Q&A session.







Souvenir












As a symbol of memento from the students,
I would like to invite _________________________________________, onto the stage to present token of our sincere appreciation to our distinguished speaker, _______________________________________.

Ladies and gentlemen, let us give a round of applause to _________________________________________________.




Before we end our event for today, I would like to invite our distinguished speaker and VIP Guests, in front for photography session with the committees of this talk.

Thank you.


Closure
As a saying goes, “to every beginning, there is an ending.

And now, the talk has come to its’ end.

Once again, thank you everyone for gracing our Talk with your presence. We truly appreciate it.

On behalf of the organizing committees, I would like to apologize if we have done any mistakes throughout the event.

I end my duty as master of ceremony for today’s event with
wabillah hitaufik walhidayah.
Wassalamualaikum warahmatullahiwabarakatuh.





Refreshment
Our distinguished speaker, Datuk Dr Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor and VIP guests are invited for a refreshment.




Audiences are requested to stay in the hall.
Thank you for your cooperation.


Departure
Announcing the departure of our distinguished speaker and VIP guests.



By Amirul Akram bin Noorhisham, Muhammad Khabir Hariz bin Rahim

Extras:

1. To all of the guests, please have a seat as the talk will begin shortly.
2. Male audiences may exit using the door on the right side of this hall, while female audiences may exit using the door on the left side. Snacks and coupon will be hand over as you walk by.
3. Audiences may visit booth at Dewan Seri Iskandar’s foyer.
4. Audiences are reminded to keep calm and keep quiet as the talk will begin shortly.
5. Audiences may gather in front of the hall to join the photography session.
6. We have experienced a technical difficulties. Pardon for the interruption.


Wednesday, 26 July 2017

Kisah Seram 1 - LAPTOP

Kejadian ini berlaku di UiTM Seri Iskandar, Perak. Atau lebih tepat lagi, di Blok Cemara, Kolej Pasir Salak tahun 2016. Tingkat berapa? Teka sendiri, cari sendiri, siasat sendiri. 



Ceritanya begini. 



Cite ni mmg dri mlut kawan baik aku sndiri. Nama dia Nik, dan C*62 mmg no bilik dia. Kiranya aku cite bnde betul lah ni. Nik ni prangai mmg trlbih brani & dia ske sgt takutkn aku. Biasalah kelantan. Dia pun dh slalu redah hway dgn motor dri kelantan nak ke uitm perak. 







Takat bnde tgur2 tu biasa la bg dia. Nik ditempatkan di Blok Cemara, Kolej Pasir Salak. KPS ni kolej laki yg kt blkg skali, dkt dgn hutan.






Byklh kisah pasal KPS, kerana rupanya dulu KPS ni asrama girl. Lepastu ditkr dgn Kolej Indera Sakti, jadi asrama boy. Sbb? Wallahualam.

Mlm tu, kul 2 Nik tak tido lagi. Dia sibuk lyn utube gne wifi yes yg unlimited tu. Dia ada roomate 2 org tp roomate dia pergi overnight. So dia sorg je dlm bilik mlm tu. Pntu blik dia bukak kasi angin mlm msuk. Dia suka gak selak lngsir tingkap louvred yg berlapis-lapis tu.







Aku anti btul ble dtg blik dia mlm2 sbb btul2 dpn tingkap dia ad pokok yg besar. Org kata pokok besar kt KPS ni berpenghuni. Pokok tu besar smpaikan dahan dia bergesek-gesek dgn tingkap bilik. Nak trmasuk dh ke bilik. Pd mlm tu, Nik ddk kt study table smbil dgr lagu kt utube.









Phone yg dicas pun ad dkt dgn laptop. Dia tgh dgr lagu orkestra gne earphong, connected pd lptop dia. Utube tu difullscreenkan, so screen laptop tu fully black. Sbb video utk lagu tu blank hitam. Sambil-sambil dgr lagu, dia berbalas wassap dgn mmber.


Tgh seronok lyn wassap, mata dia tertangkap figure dlm screen laptop. Mata dia fokus pd screen. Screen tu pantulkan gambar muka dia dan-



-kseluruhn blik tu. Satu bnda je yg pelik. Kt tepi pntu, ad sorg perempuan tgh diri. Perempuan tu tunduk. Pd mulanya, dia tak rasa apa2.





Dia dekatkan muka dia pada screen, nak tgk dgn jelas. Dia nampak perempuan tu perlahan-lahan meluncur ke depan. Perempuan tu grak dri blkg-


-pintu bilik mluncur stret ke blkg dia. Mula2 di pintu, pelan ke tikar pelan ke tgh bilik. Smpaila dia kt bahu Nik. Muka btul2 atas bahu Nik.



Dh bleh sngkut dagu ats bahu dh. Dia grk lurus je smbil tunduk. Ble aku ckp mluncur tu, bkn mnjejak rasul. Dia mmg kedepan zoom.


Nik nak toleh ke blkg utk tgk apa sbnrny pantulan tu. Sebaik toleh, video tu pun habis. “Bodoh org buat video prank ni. Knon nk tkutkn org hahaha.” getus Nik didlm hati. Dia try replay blk video tu utk tgk blk scene seram td. Kot nt dia nk donlod kasi takutkn mmber. Ble dia rplay, mmg vdeo tu blank hitam smpai hbis. Tkde pun perempuan. Nik pun apa lg glabah tetek gila pak ah. 

Dia toleh kiri knan, amek fon trus lari keluar bilik. Smbil2 mremang bulu roma, dia call mak dia. Tambah malang, lmpu kt cemara mmg slalu tutup kt koridor.


 Seram nokram. Dia pun cri port nk ngadu kt mak dia. End up, mak dia kata baca ayat quran & jaga solat. Dia kata dia hmpir nk nangis. 


Ending dia, dia still tidur dlm bilik tu sorg-sorg sbb mmber dia blk pagi keesokannya. Apa-apa hal, dia brsyukur sbb girl tu tak lempar senyuman.



Nik harungi mlm tu dgn tidak menutup lmpu. Kpd penghuni akn dtg, pegilah ke pusat islam utk bwk rahmat pulg ke blik yaa. Jgn bwk bnde lain pulak. 
















Saturday, 18 March 2017

Hostel Student Lelaki & Perempuan Di UiTM Seri Iskandar, Perak

Hostel Student Lelaki Di UiTM Seri Iskandar, Perak

Assalamualaikum dan salam sejahtera semua. 

Wah, happynya ada juga orang baca entry-entry yang aku tulis haha. Terima kasih yer. Tapi yelah, mestilah korang berminat nak baca kisah kehidupan aku di UiTMSI memandangkan korang nak ramal apalah yang korang akan terpaksa berhadapan semasa jadi student UiTMSI.

Untuk memulakan entry kali ini, aku nak cerita pasal hostel dulu. Disebabkan aku lelaki, aku hanya mampu utk cerita pasal kediaman lelaki jelah. Kang kena tindakan tatatertib pulak, terkejut korang dengar aku cerita pasal hostel perempuan. Hoho. Kolej lelaki hanya bertempat di Kolej Indera Mulia dan Kolej Pasir Salak. Jarak antara dua kolej ini amatlah jauh, rupa bangunan pun berbeza. Kolej Indera Mulia (KIM) lebih hampir dengan bangunan akademik, pentadbiran dan fasiliti lain (bustop, pusat kesihatan, library, padang, kompleks sukan, kedua-dua pintu keluar UiTM, pusat mahasiswa, mesin atm Bankislam, gerai ABJ dan Uptown). Terdapat dua blok di KIM iaitu Teratai 1 dan Teratai 2. Dulunya, Teratai 1 menempatkan student Degree. Rasminya tahun 2016, student Diploma memenuhi Teratai 1.

Untuk Kolej Indera Mulia, Blok Teratai 1, bahan kemasan utk struktur bangunannya lebih sikit cantiknya berbanding Blok Teratai 2. Tapi aku tak kisah sangat sbb both Blok ada kelebihan masing-masing. Aku sertakan gambar Blok Teratai 1 untuk tatapan. Untuk pengetahuan korang, aku pernah menjadi penghuni bagi kedua-dua blok ini.

Blok Teratai 1.
(Pandangan luar)



Jangan risau, kedua-dua blok mempunyai kemudahan mesin basuh baju berbayar, mesin beli air, mesin air Coway, dan ampaian baju di hadapan setiap bilik di kaki lima. 

Bilik Teratai 1.

Ada dua unit katil rangka besi, 4 tilam yang disediakan, tanpa bantal. Katil atas berpagar, macam babycot haha. Lantai bertiles, tiada penyapu dan tiada tong sampah disediakan di dalam bilik, 4 almari baju besi berlaci, cermin bersangkut di pintu almari, perlu beli kunci mangga, meja belajar memanjang memenuhi dinding kiri bilik sehingga ke dinding kanan. In shaa Allah, muatlah 4 orang nak belajar sekaligus. Ada rak buku kayu, 8 ruang soket elektrik, langsir, softboard untuk lekat notes. Di dalam bilik ada 3 lampu pendaflour, seketul kipas ceiling di tengah bilik dan tidak disediakan seterika. Juga ada rak kasut diluar setiap bilik. 







Blok Teratai 2.
(Pandangan luar)


Ada tempat parkir basikal dan motosikal

Ruangan tengah bangunan hostel


Bilik Teratai 2.

Seperti yg korang nampak, katil ada dua unit rangka besi, double decker. Tilam disediakan, bantal tidak. Lantai simen screed. Langsir, empat meja belajar, empat kerusi, manakala penyapu dan tong sampah tidak disediakan, kipas ceiling ada seketul kt tengah bilik (Alhamdulilah, sejuk je). 4 ruang soket elektrik disediakan. Rak kasut ada di luar bilik. Kena beli sendiri mangga loker, dan cermin maybe kena sediakan sendiri. Sesetengah bilik akan ada cermin, sesetengah takda. Kena survey bilik dululah. 

Oh ya, lupa nak bagitahu, lampu pendaflour diletakkan kat dinding ok, bukan ceiling. Maybe sng utk study.








Hostel Student Perempuan Di UiTM Seri Iskandar, Perak









KIS bilik 3 org. bilik 4 org